








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1133 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1060 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 832 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,753 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yippee | 72% | 83 |
| #2 | huh | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | v e x | 66% | 44 |
| #4 | IG WOLF | 65% | 54 |
| #5 | pisstester | 59% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | huh | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | v e x | 66% | 44 |
| #4 | IG WOLF | 65% | 54 |
| #5 | pisstester | 59% | 255 |
| #6 | Sliiq II KuStOm | 52% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yippee | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | pisstester | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Sliiq II KuStOm | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | huh | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | v e x | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IG WOLF | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | pisstester | 69 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | v e x | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sliiq II KuStOm | 67 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yippee | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huh | +6.27 | 68 | 29 |
| #2 | Yippee | +4.17 | 66 | 29 |
| #3 | pisstester | +3.44 | 85 | 23 |
| #4 | v e x | +1.94 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | IG WOLF | -1.49 | 24 | 33 |





