








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1660 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1666 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,948 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 862 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giacomo | 59% | 69 |
| #2 | Pepe The Fraud | 56% | 179 |
| #3 | Mmmm TOASTY | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | rascal | 44% | 125 |
| #5 | benytime | 40% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benytime | 300 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Pepe The Fraud | 239 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Giacomo | 227 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | rascal | 222 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mmmm TOASTY | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kysnaros | +2.72 | 76 | 29 |
| #2 | rascal | +1.37 | 56 | 42 |
| #3 | Pepe The Fraud | +0.88 | 59 | 31 |
| #4 | Giacomo | +0.43 | 36 | 59 |
| #5 | benytime | -0.89 | 43 | 44 |





