








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 321 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1197 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 848 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1122 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,443 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepe The Fraud | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | kysnaros | 47% | 88 |
| #3 | rascal | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Giacomo | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | benytime | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepe The Fraud | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | kysnaros | 47% | 88 |
| #3 | rascal | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Giacomo | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | benytime | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benytime | 10 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | kysnaros | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | rascal | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Pepe The Fraud | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benytime | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | rascal | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pepe The Fraud | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Giacomo | 44 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | kysnaros | 32 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rascal | +2.57 | 56 | 44 |
| #2 | kysnaros | +1.95 | 73 | 26 |
| #3 | Pepe The Fraud | +0.95 | 61 | 29 |
| #4 | benytime | -0.89 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | Giacomo | -1.10 | 26 | 65 |





