








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 204 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1975 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5145 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3431 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2905 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,097 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | ZenX | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | ๆน๐๐๐๐ๅ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Seni | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Befufftlefumpter | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beans | 618 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | 527 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #3 | ZenX | 288 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | AfFiC RZ | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | daniboy | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็็ ``lyniix ๅฝกใ | +2.96 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | Seni | +1.68 | 39 | 49 |
| #3 | Befufftlefumpter | +1.46 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | Beans | +1.29 | 29 | 83 |
| #5 | Kavring | +1.26 | 61 | 52 |





