








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4114 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3528 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2523 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,659,810 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurningTrashcan | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | McChicken | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | Zongashack | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | kjærlighet | 56% | 297 |
| #5 | Eritsche | 53% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurningTrashcan | +3.56 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | kjærlighet | +3.02 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | McChicken | +2.95 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | JohnEdda | +2.32 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | Eritsche | +0.74 | 83 | 56 |





