








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5843 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3632 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4319 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,641 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1004 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eritsche | 15 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | JohnEdda | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | McChicken | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | SyntaxERROR | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | BurningTrashcan | 8 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kjærlighet | +2.67 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | McChicken | +1.82 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | BurningTrashcan | +1.60 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | JohnEdda | +1.59 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Eritsche | -0.04 | 79 | 53 |





