








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3179 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3222 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1746 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2866 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,101 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aureo | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Sandman | 69% | 62 |
| #3 | Seb | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | Rikka | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aureo | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Sandman | 69% | 62 |
| #3 | Seb | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | Rikka | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sandman | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Seb | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Aureo | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Rikka | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sandman | 241 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Seb | 159 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Aureo | 70 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rikka | 63 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikka | +3.42 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Sandman | +3.20 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | mason | +2.75 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Seb | +1.47 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | Aureo | -1.24 | 77 | 57 |





