








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3858 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4248 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2580 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2906 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,517,356 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 740 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Garji | 59% | 236 |
| #6 | 0racle | 56% | 95 |
| #7 | ehm | 47% | 59 |
| #8 | Siinz | 46% | 72 |
| #9 | stizza | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garji | 61 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | ehm | 10 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Jolts | 7 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | mason | 5 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | Siinz | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garji | 452 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | ehm | 233 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | unoh | 228 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | 0racle | 224 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Siinz | 164 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ehm | +5.67 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Jolts | +3.79 | 86 | 41 |
| #3 | Aureo | +3.42 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | unoh | +2.80 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | mason | +2.24 | 75 | 72 |





