








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 998 | 35% |
| Smokes | 751 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 603 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 522 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $217,938 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | problem | 174 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Alko Martin | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Henning | 85 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kulde | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | jkjkjkjkj | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Gusse★ | +1.34 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | Henning | +0.85 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Kulde | +0.49 | 76 | 72 |
| #4 | jkjkjkjkj | -0.03 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | problem | -0.12 | 78 | 74 |





