








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 23% |
| Smokes | 115 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $189,746 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilal Abınment | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | sakamata1 | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | 魂魄妖夢 | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Alphega | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | crepe | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilal Abınment | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | sakamata1 | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | 魂魄妖夢 | 48% | 121 |
| #4 | Alphega | 43% | 53 |
| #5 | crepe | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilal Abınment | 17 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | 魂魄妖夢 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | crepe | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | sakamata1 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 魂魄妖夢 | 178 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Alphega | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bilal Abınment | 37 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | crepe | 6 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #5 | sakamata1 | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilal Abınment | +4.88 | 81 | 41 |
| #2 | 魂魄妖夢 | +4.26 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | Alphega | +0.64 | 82 | 24 |
| #4 | azu, | -0.13 | 73 | 24 |
| #5 | sakamata1 | -1.18 | 62 | 4 |





