








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2952 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4232 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2773 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $947,368 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 811 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hands | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Duxain | 52% | 194 |
| #3 | Darthmay6 | 42% | 45 |
| #4 | Barbie | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Good Hands | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Duxain | 52% | 194 |
| #3 | Darthmay6 | 42% | 45 |
| #4 | Barbie | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duxain | 19 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Darthmay6 | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Barbie | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Good Hands | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duxain | 244 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | Darthmay6 | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Good Hands | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Barbie | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clappy | +1.86 | 46 | 65 |
| #2 | Darthmay6 | +0.75 | 46 | 52 |
| #3 | Duxain | +0.44 | 45 | 76 |
| #4 | Barbie | -0.61 | 95 | 34 |
| #5 | Good Hands | -1.34 | 43 | 47 |





