








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1198 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1149 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,262 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kumpaa CS.MONEY | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Domynozz | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | LongusDongus | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Koichi | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koichi | 110 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Domynozz | 85 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #3 | kumpaa CS.MONEY | 60 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | BrowNy | 39 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paale | +2.79 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Koichi | +1.26 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | BrowNy | +1.17 | 92 | 73 |
| #4 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | +0.84 | 90 | 50 |
| #5 | Domynozz | +0.32 | 76 | 58 |





