








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1060 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4836 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4684 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4093 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4623 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,382 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | 59% | 148 |
| #4 | paale | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Paraply | 54% | 110 |
| #6 | Domynozz | 53% | 51 |
| #7 | KeKe | 52% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | kumpaa CS.MONEY | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Domynozz | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | KeKe | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Paraply | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kumpaa CS.MONEY | 722 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | 522 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Paraply | 381 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | KeKe | 363 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | Domynozz | 203 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koichi | +2.75 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | kumpaa CS.MONEY | +2.02 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | paale | +1.02 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | Domynozz | +0.30 | 76 | 50 |
| #5 | π’πΉπΈπΈπ΄π© | +0.01 | 84 | 53 |





