








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 431 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1329 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,081 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Succi | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | Marcel | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | Stewie | 35% | 26 |
| #4 | seppp | 30% | 23 |
| #5 | •.¸A.W.E.S.〄.M.E¸.• | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcel | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | Stewie | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | •.¸A.W.E.S.〄.M.E¸.• | 56 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | ƬαuяuѕX | 51 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | ^ ^👌9|^1YKG |ProNoob | 38 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | •.¸A.W.E.S.〄.M.E¸.• | +2.64 | 41 | 59 |
| #2 | ^ ^👌9|^1YKG |ProNoob | +2.00 | 27 | 58 |
| #3 | Marcel | +1.08 | 28 | 57 |
| #4 | ƬαuяuѕX | -0.60 | 18 | 41 |
| #5 | Stewie | -1.44 | 30 | 59 |





