








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,346 | |
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 322 | 24% |
| Smokes | 311 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 337 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 365 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,463 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryveng | 142 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #2 | ULTRXX | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | d0k | 38 | 0.37 | 1 min |
| #4 | St0p_Me I love Jack | 20 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #5 | YTP | 11 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryveng | +5.72 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | hAze | +2.97 | 75 | 19 |
| #3 | YTP | +1.88 | 75 | 40 |
| #4 | St0p_Me I love Jack | +1.80 | 94 | 46 |
| #5 | najkozin | +1.41 | 87 | 55 |





