








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 730 | 25% |
| Smokes | 872 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 598 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 757 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,485 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trinh | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | My ancestors told me | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | De1Co -iwnl- | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Fleimijs | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | lunarlux | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | My ancestors told me | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | De1Co -iwnl- | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | Fleimijs | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | lunarlux | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | David | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | De1Co -iwnl- | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | lunarlux | 2 | 0.0220 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleimijs | 111 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | De1Co -iwnl- | 65 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | My ancestors told me | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | David | 18 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | trinh | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | De1Co -iwnl- | +1.55 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Cr8zie | +1.47 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | trinh | +1.15 | 91 | 64 |
| #4 | My ancestors told me | -0.77 | 66 | 68 |
| #5 | lunarlux | -0.80 | 91 | 67 |





