








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2369 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1836 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 647 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,170 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crowz | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | lunarlux | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Cr8zie | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | David | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | ostemannen | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crowz | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | lunarlux | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Cr8zie | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | David | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | ostemannen | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ostemannen | 4 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | lunarlux | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David | 201 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | crowz | 73 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cr8zie | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | lunarlux | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ostemannen | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr8zie | +2.52 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | De1Co -iwnl- | +1.88 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | lunarlux | +0.68 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | crowz | +0.18 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | David | -0.03 | 68 | 57 |





