








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2065 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9038 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4452 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5287 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,846,240 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MightyMagix | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | .aimBOAT | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | Mighty | 49% | 111 |
| #4 | GaRRod | 45% | 261 |
| #5 | CaZTWS | 31% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MightyMagix | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | .aimBOAT | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | Mighty | 49% | 111 |
| #4 | GaRRod | 45% | 261 |
| #5 | CaZTWS | 31% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaRRod | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | .aimBOAT | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Mighty | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | MightyMagix | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | CaZTWS | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaRRod | 760 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | CaZTWS | 544 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | .aimBOAT | 145 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mighty | 104 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | MightyMagix | 88 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty | +1.38 | 44 | 51 |
| #2 | TimmyTWS | +1.23 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | MightyMagix | +0.75 | 38 | 57 |
| #4 | .aimBOAT | +0.75 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | GaRRod | -3.06 | 48 | 51 |





