








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2804 | 40% |
| Smokes | 940 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1458 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,881 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | TimmyTWS | 45% | 261 |
| #3 | .aimBOAT | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | CaZTWS | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | TimmyTWS | 45% | 261 |
| #3 | .aimBOAT | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | CaZTWS | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyTWS | 25 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Mighty | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyTWS | 914 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | CaZTWS | 127 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mighty | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | .aimBOAT | 17 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimmyTWS | +1.84 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | Mighty | +0.49 | 42 | 52 |
| #3 | .aimBOAT | +0.05 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | GaRRod | -3.10 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | CaZTWS | -6.53 | 14 | 36 |





