








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4540 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3715 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3381 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3054 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,893 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | 63% | 99 |
| #2 | LaZy! | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | bueno | 51% | 134 |
| #4 | Leandro00742 | 46% | 84 |
| #5 | Felpa- | 45% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Felpa- | 45% | 80 |
| #6 | ezt kit bota | 44% | 45 |
| #7 | caiout 🔥 | 44% | 55 |
| #8 | Onidran | 42% | 72 |
| #9 | Felix | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Felpa- | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Onidran | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | caiout 🔥 | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | bueno | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bueno | 475 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | RWilker | 379 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Felpa- | 347 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Leandro00742 | 331 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Onidran | 325 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | +4.74 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | Onidran | +0.69 | 56 | 62 |
| #3 | Felpa- | +0.63 | 42 | 69 |
| #4 | bueno | +0.10 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | FlAyBaN- | -0.09 | 70 | 70 |





