








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 755 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 624 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7839 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7611 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8250 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7664 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,578 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | 55% | 206 |
| #2 | seu ze | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | FlAyBaN- | 51% | 134 |
| #4 | Hassani | 51% | 172 |
| #5 | Leandro00742 | 50% | 431 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Leandro00742 | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Hassani | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | LaZy! | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | FlAyBaN- | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leandro00742 | 1572 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | RWilker | 835 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #3 | FlAyBaN- | 604 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Hassani | 562 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | LaZy! | 313 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RWilker | +3.46 | 64 | 71 |
| #2 | Hassani | +1.72 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | LaZy! | +1.01 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | bueno | +0.19 | 38 | 61 |
| #5 | Leandro00742 | -0.15 | 32 | 68 |





