








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3549 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4848 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8728 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 8024 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,476,574 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3648 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Park Dog | +3.38 | 86 | 44 |
| #2 | Purps | +2.80 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | Dvo_X | +2.32 | 86 | 40 |
| #4 | savvyt | +0.72 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Xecroma | +0.63 | 69 | 49 |





