








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3087 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2456 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,510,627 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xecroma | 408 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | symplymade | 267 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Hastings | 231 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Park Dog | 190 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Purps | 129 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Park Dog | +2.84 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | Dvo_X | +2.55 | 86 | 43 |
| #3 | Purps | +1.86 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | savvyt | +1.71 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Xecroma | +1.22 | 72 | 51 |





