








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10660 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7933 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 13302 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 10644 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,945,691 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V I N K U | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | ★︎ P A H A R E T T ★ | 53% | 131 |
| #3 | Vinkupiiks | 51% | 187 |
| #4 | OGGLER | 50% | 268 |
| #5 | ★︎ E S T O N 1 A ★ | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V I N K U | +4.43 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | Vinkupiiks | +3.77 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | uwu | +1.62 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | OGGLER | +1.41 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | ★︎ E S T O N 1 A ★ | +1.09 | 66 | 49 |





