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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1098 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 632 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2786 | 60% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,063,174 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungNUT | +6.63 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | ᛈᚺᛟᛟᛜ | +2.94 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | franKѠッ | +0.10 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | 1llusion | -0.73 | 39 | 13 |
| #5 | John Fartbuckle | -2.41 | 36 | 46 |





