








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1887 | 53% |
| Smokes | 715 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 723 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,098 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | owatatsumi | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | i_sockan | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | Qrampuz | 43% | 94 |
| #4 | Antimatter | 41% | 59 |
| #5 | Deltaq20 | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumlaxjävel | 41 | 0.0222 |
| #2 | Deltaq20 | 39 | 0.0284 |
| #3 | Antimatter | 34 | 0.0302 |
| #4 | Qrampuz | 21 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | i_sockan | 3 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrampuz | 402 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Antimatter | 232 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Deltaq20 | 134 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | dumlaxjävel | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | i_sockan | 57 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | owatatsumi | +9.13 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | Qrampuz | +4.06 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | i_sockan | +0.79 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Antimatter | +0.76 | 31 | 54 |
| #5 | dumlaxjävel | -0.83 | 54 | 35 |





