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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 345 | 31% |
| Smokes | 176 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 315 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 271 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,138 of utility $295 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dintil | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Kim | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | TeddyS | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Excel Inc. | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Várlíð | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TeddyS | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Excel Inc. | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Várlíð | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | KongAnnfinn | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | DumboTheHacker | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel Inc. | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Várlíð | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | TeddyS | 1 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excel Inc. | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | DumboTheHacker | 49 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Várlíð | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | dintil | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kim | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DumboTheHacker | +5.29 | 59 | 72 |
| #2 | dintil | +2.41 | 57 | 47 |
| #3 | Kim | +0.93 | 34 | 24 |
| #4 | KongAnnfinn | +0.27 | 60 | 21 |
| #5 | OstaBolli | -0.82 | 51 | 54 |





