








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 763 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5377 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3532 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 10448 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 5375 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,850,062 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | 53% | 75 |
| #2 | *AnTrAxX*✞ | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Jaguar | 50% | 143 |
| #4 | ♛ Assassin ♛ | 49% | 198 |
| #5 | Mali | 48% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Assassin ♛ | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Mali | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Jaguar | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Zed | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Sunny | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | +3.32 | 48 | 68 |
| #2 | ♛ Assassin ♛ | +0.86 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | Jaguar | +0.49 | 51 | 66 |
| #4 | *AnTrAxX*✞ | +0.05 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | Mali | -0.19 | 55 | 28 |





