








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 910 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 513 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5151 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5687 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6532 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3489 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,256,342 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *AnTrAxX*✞ | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Mali | 56% | 279 |
| #3 | ΛTCHiКΛ TCHiК | 53% | 75 |
| #4 | Jaguar | 51% | 76 |
| #5 | tintin chez les manouches | 51% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΛTCHiКΛ TCHiК | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Jaguar | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | LorD | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Luffy | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ♛ Assassin ♛ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaguar | 282 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | tintin chez les manouches | 156 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♛ Assassin ♛ | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | LorD | 131 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | ΛTCHiКΛ TCHiК | 114 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LorD | +1.78 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Sunny | +1.50 | 43 | 61 |
| #3 | Jaguar | +0.62 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | tintin chez les manouches | +0.55 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | *AnTrAxX*✞ | +0.39 | 36 | 50 |





