








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 911 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1162 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11302 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7981 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8194 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5643 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,527,022 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limitless | 51% | 162 |
| #2 | Bigmonkey725 | 50% | 143 |
| #3 | Wish | 49% | 207 |
| #4 | traepa | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | 2d gamba | 48% | 585 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Wish | 49% | 207 |
| #4 | traepa | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | 2d gamba | 48% | 585 |
| #6 | Tarantino | 46% | 79 |
| #7 | Kenez | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2d gamba | 57 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Wish | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Tarantino | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | traepa | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Limitless | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2d gamba | 1517 | 0.12 | 39 min |
| #2 | Limitless | 307 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kenez | 304 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Wish | 302 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bigmonkey725 | 178 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenez | +1.73 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | traepa | +0.67 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | bupks | +0.60 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | Limitless | +0.39 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | Wish | -0.08 | 59 | 52 |





