








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1098 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7259 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6009 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4427 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4660 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,444,145 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rby Jaxdn | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Daniel<3 | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | SanFran | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | Hosko | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | ✪ bobziie_ | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOGSON B | +3.30 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | rby Jaxdn | +1.92 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | SanFran | +1.08 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Daniel<3 | +1.03 | 64 | 51 |
| #5 | why are you gae? | -0.38 | 51 | 64 |





