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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 693 | 26% |
| Smokes | 865 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 457 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $766,414 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pralyno | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Nishi | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | KyliKassei | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | RI7LE | 62% | 53 |
| #5 | https://soundcloud.com/ravessio | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snufi Dufi | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | RI7LE | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Nishi | 4 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | KyliKassei | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | arkus | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snufi Dufi | 316 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | RI7LE | 117 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | arkus | 81 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | KyliKassei | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pralyno | 25 | 0.13 | 1 min |





