








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6961 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5185 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2943 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5120 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,771 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NepaliJesus | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | ledjian | 51% | 301 |
| #3 | doinks | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | Sellout | 49% | 119 |
| #5 | Hot.AF | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NepaliJesus | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | ledjian | 51% | 301 |
| #3 | doinks | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | Sellout | 49% | 119 |
| #5 | Hot.AF | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ledjian | 26 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | doinks | 15 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Sellout | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Hot.AF | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | NepaliJesus | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ledjian | 1597 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | Sellout | 301 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | doinks | 204 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | NepaliJesus | 129 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hot.AF | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ledjian | +1.44 | 58 | 61 |
| #2 | ryko | +1.06 | 65 | 72 |
| #3 | NepaliJesus | -0.77 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | doinks | -1.77 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | Sellout | -2.44 | 32 | 58 |





