








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5122 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2570 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2498 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3154 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,623,129 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dragon | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | FURY | 59% | 78 |
| #3 | ryko | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | ledjian | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | Sn00py | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryko | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | ledjian | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | FURY | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Suyy | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Dragon | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suyy | +2.81 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Dragon | +2.17 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | ledjian | +1.94 | 57 | 60 |
| #4 | FURY | +1.84 | 66 | 59 |
| #5 | NepaliJesus | +1.25 | 78 | 59 |





