








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3756 | 51% |
| Smokes | 1013 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 997 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,976 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | George omida lunga | 44% | 54 |
| #6 | Z8 | 41% | 34 |
| #7 | nutz_bomb | 41% | 105 |
| #8 | Matyy | 38% | 56 |
| #9 | King Haha | 34% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le_jules | 42 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Erikcoanda | 21 | 0.0365 |
| #3 | nutz_bomb | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Z8 | 8 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | George omida lunga | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le_jules | 538 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | George omida lunga | 267 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Z8 | 251 | 0.36 | 6 min |
| #4 | Matyy | 180 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | nutz_bomb | 149 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ptrbossu | +5.88 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | Z8 | +3.24 | 67 | 29 |
| #3 | 撞怀 | +2.09 | 48 | 44 |
| #4 | nutz_bomb | -0.09 | 50 | 29 |
| #5 | le_jules | -0.18 | 64 | 46 |





