








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 170 | 20% |
| Smokes | 281 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 137 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 268 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,579 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Kygel_ | 38% | 21 |
| #2 | yono | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | SevenMint | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Kygel_ | 38% | 21 |
| #2 | yono | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | SevenMint | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevenMint | 4 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Femboy Kygel_ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | yono | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevenMint | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Femboy Kygel_ | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | yono | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy Kygel_ | +6.45 | 59 | 28 |
| #2 | yono | +3.29 | 83 | 42 |
| #3 | SevenMint | +0.83 | 32 | 45 |
| #4 | Whyce | -6.12 | 6 | 17 |





