








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 619 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1075 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 893 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,253 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ muwukaii | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Sansh | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | 1996 Toyota Corolla H-B (Silver) | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Femboy Kygel_ | 48% | 220 |
| #5 | BismillahPEEK|Swiper The Sniper | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 1996 Toyota Corolla H-B (Silver) | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Femboy Kygel_ | 48% | 220 |
| #5 | BismillahPEEK|Swiper The Sniper | 42% | 86 |
| #6 | SevenMint | 40% | 58 |
| #7 | Whyce | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevenMint | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | BismillahPEEK|Swiper The Sniper | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | 1996 Toyota Corolla H-B (Silver) | 5 | 0.0202 |
| #4 | Femboy Kygel_ | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | ♡ muwukaii | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SevenMint | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | BismillahPEEK|Swiper The Sniper | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sansh | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Femboy Kygel_ | 75 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | 1996 Toyota Corolla H-B (Silver) | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yono | +2.60 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | Femboy Kygel_ | +2.04 | 58 | 37 |
| #3 | ♡ muwukaii | +0.33 | 92 | 49 |
| #4 | 1996 Toyota Corolla H-B (Silver) | -1.85 | 36 | 35 |
| #5 | SevenMint | -2.07 | 30 | 55 |





