








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2291 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2176 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2166 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,989,263 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kDaabs | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | perry xD | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | koolaid | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | Ty | 54% | 312 |
| #5 | drz666 | 50% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ty | 54% | 312 |
| #5 | drz666 | 50% | 236 |
| #6 | Banik | 50% | 215 |
| #7 | Lethally | 47% | 128 |
| #8 | 泰明 | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drz666 | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Ty | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Lethally | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Banik | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | koolaid | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lethally | 776 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | drz666 | 772 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | Banik | 732 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Ty | 708 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #5 | 泰明 | 210 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drz666 | +1.55 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | koolaid | +0.96 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | kDaabs | +0.81 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | Ty | +0.40 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | Lethally | +0.33 | 63 | 74 |





