








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 179 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5532 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5786 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5128 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,286 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | 58% | 225 |
| #2 | kDaabs | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Lethally | 56% | 80 |
| #4 | perry xD | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | koolaid | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | koolaid | 55% | 33 |
| #6 | Fizzy | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | Banik | 50% | 188 |
| #8 | corruptionz | 50% | 236 |
| #9 | 泰明 | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corruptionz | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ty | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | 泰明 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Banik | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | kDaabs | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banik | 624 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | corruptionz | 473 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Lethally | 444 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ty | 440 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | 泰明 | 277 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drz666 | +1.34 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | Lethally | +0.99 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | koolaid | +0.86 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | Ty | +0.76 | 85 | 47 |
| #5 | kDaabs | +0.40 | 74 | 51 |





