








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1172 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2643 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2163 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1130 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,626 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frank g | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Drag | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | 민준 | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | 核上诉人 | 52% | 94 |
| #5 | 汉萨朗 | 51% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lillillil | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | 汉萨朗 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | 核上诉人 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Drag | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | frank g | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 汉萨朗 | 202 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | lillillil | 179 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | 核上诉人 | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Drag | 45 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | 민준 | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 汉萨朗 | +3.17 | 85 | 49 |
| #2 | frank g | +1.86 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | Drag | +1.38 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | Gasai Yuno | +0.10 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | lillillil | -0.57 | 77 | 40 |





