








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1432 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1181 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,371 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lillillil | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Gasai Yuno | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 核上诉人 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | 민준 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lillillil | 187 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | 核上诉人 | 136 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | 민준 | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gasai Yuno | 90 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | P1ggy | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 汉萨朗 | +2.32 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Gasai Yuno | -0.21 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | lillillil | -0.39 | 76 | 42 |
| #4 | 민준 | -1.21 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | P1ggy | -1.70 | 68 | 52 |





