








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,712 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 472 | 17% |
| Smokes | 849 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 643 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 748 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,289 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deredel | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | ATY0URM0MS | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Unlimited ^_^ | 47% | 102 |
| #4 | Me Weeney | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | Captain | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Me Weeney | 42% | 55 |
| #5 | Captain | 41% | 73 |
| #6 | Luca | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | snowfox1400 | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | Lil' Domo | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unlimited ^_^ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Captain | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Deredel | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Me Weeney | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Lil' Domo | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unlimited ^_^ | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Captain | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Me Weeney | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | snowfox1400 | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lil' Domo | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deredel | +4.02 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | ZerVIE | +1.84 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | Captain | +0.54 | 53 | 58 |
| #4 | Unlimited ^_^ | +0.00 | 48 | 53 |
| #5 | Luca | -0.37 | 50 | 19 |





