








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 139 | 9% |
| Smokes | 803 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 576 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 54 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,974 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fae | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | Disky | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Doodle Dip | 44% | 147 |
| #4 | Deredel | 44% | 164 |
| #5 | DragonHeart000 | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Doodle Dip | 44% | 147 |
| #4 | Deredel | 44% | 164 |
| #5 | DragonHeart000 | 37% | 38 |
| #6 | Moose | 36% | 47 |
| #7 | Captain | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doodle Dip | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Moose | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Deredel | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | fae | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Disky | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doodle Dip | 197 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Deredel | 55 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | fae | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Moose | 26 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Captain | 23 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fae | +7.13 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | Deredel | +2.85 | 70 | 42 |
| #3 | Doodle Dip | +0.41 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Luca | -0.29 | 71 | 24 |
| #5 | Captain | -1.37 | 53 | 49 |





