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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 18% |
| Smokes | 157 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 303 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,682 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katarina | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | white333 | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | glimpse | 36% | 14 |
| #4 | //xx | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katarina | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | white333 | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | glimpse | 36% | 14 |
| #4 | //xx | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glimpse | 7 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | white333 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Katarina | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | //xx | 2 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white333 | 32 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | glimpse | 27 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | //xx | 25 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Katarina | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white333 | +3.30 | 60 | 44 |
| #2 | Katarina | +3.13 | 65 | 37 |
| #3 | glimpse | +1.89 | 91 | 20 |
| #4 | monika | +0.79 | 69 | 23 |
| #5 | //xx | -3.02 | 61 | 42 |





