








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 685 | 32% |
| Smokes | 521 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 316 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 634 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,199 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chong | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | a1 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Brennan | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Brennan | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | Chang | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | jerome | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chang | 6 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe | 3 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Chong | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | jerome | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chong | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Chang | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Brennan | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | jerome | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chong | +6.91 | 67 | 45 |
| #2 | Chang | +4.85 | 62 | 51 |
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | +1.98 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | Raf | -0.57 | 37 | 46 |
| #5 | jerome | -2.06 | 36 | 17 |





