








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7302 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5060 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2093 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3886 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,326 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gHost | 33 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Roman. | 20 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | CanOfCringe | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Slime | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Pewge | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CanOfCringe | 528 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Roman. | 331 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | gHost | 292 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Slime | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pewge | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman. | +4.29 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | shimgapi | +1.54 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Slime | -0.84 | 51 | 42 |
| #4 | Pewge | -0.92 | 58 | 34 |
| #5 | gHost | -1.23 | 57 | 33 |





