








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 785 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4593 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5666 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5526 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4828 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,434,410 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wool | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | bopin azuna | 61% | 148 |
| #3 | dyldied | 53% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wool | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | bopin azuna | 61% | 148 |
| #3 | dyldied | 53% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wool | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | dyldied | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | bopin azuna | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyldied | 688 | 0.30 | 16 min |
| #2 | bopin azuna | 580 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | wool | 340 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyldied | +2.93 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | wool | +2.11 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | bopin azuna | +2.08 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | bopin crowa5 | -0.42 | 64 | 55 |





