








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 683 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9287 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8329 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6300 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6612 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,947,829 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W4rgonix ツ | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | tofuskie | 50% | 597 |
| #3 | Rohannes | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | LukynS38 | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | Ms. JackedCat | 47% | 324 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W4rgonix ツ | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | tofuskie | 50% | 597 |
| #3 | Rohannes | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | LukynS38 | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | Ms. JackedCat | 47% | 324 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rohannes | 39 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | tofuskie | 25 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | LukynS38 | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | W4rgonix ツ | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Ms. JackedCat | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tofuskie | 2204 | 0.17 | 57 min |
| #2 | Rohannes | 2122 | 0.18 | 55 min |
| #3 | LukynS38 | 336 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ms. JackedCat | 153 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #5 | W4rgonix ツ | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Single Raccoons In Your Area | +1.61 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | Rohannes | +1.31 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | tofuskie | -0.43 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | W4rgonix ツ | -0.88 | 54 | 30 |
| #5 | Ms. JackedCat | -2.76 | 19 | 23 |





