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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1946 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3928 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3830 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4051 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,222,704 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 300 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antidote | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | rontron | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | BINGÓ BJÖSSI | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Tropical | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Mósi | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mósi | 329 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | antidote | 269 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | BINGÓ BJÖSSI | 268 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | rontron | 261 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | ONE | 173 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropical | +3.68 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Kitman | +1.52 | 42 | 71 |
| #3 | solvigunn | +1.42 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | toti | +1.33 | 36 | 52 |
| #5 | antidote | +1.02 | 50 | 64 |





