








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 694 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6231 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5735 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4468 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3305 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $835,564 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | .::Nori_PuMa::. | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | ⒾⓃⒻⒶⓃⓉⒶ | 42% | 38 |
| #10 | REN | 42% | 67 |
| #11 | CendenZ | 39% | 23 |
| #12 | Eidi | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropical | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | REN | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | toti | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | ⒾⓃⒻⒶⓃⓉⒶ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ONE | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropical | 326 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | ONE | 175 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | REN | 166 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kitman | 122 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | .::Nori_PuMa::. | 115 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropical | +2.20 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | Kitman | +1.31 | 45 | 68 |
| #3 | Eidi | +0.33 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | CendenZ | -0.19 | 51 | 68 |
| #5 | toti | -0.23 | 29 | 49 |





